" apple butter "

 [ "apple butter" ]

1: The sweaty funk that accrues between your balls and your ass on a hot day, similar in color and texture to the dark spicy puree of apples used as a breakfast condiment.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, it's hot out here. I'll need to wipe away the apple butter when I get back to work at the paper exchange. 

 [ "Apple Butter" ]

1: Lubricant used to perform highly pleasurable anal sex on a woman's perfectly shaped apple bottom.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandra had her Apple bottom ass up in the air ready for Roger to penetrate so he slapped a little apple butter on and drove it home. 

 [ "Apple Butter" ]

1: Apple butter is the tan buttery substance around a gay man's anus after being penetrated with lube or jizz. Aka gay men's version of truffle butter

  * e.g.,  ... David's ass is leaking Apple Butter after being gang banged by his coworkers. 

 [ "catshit and apple butter" ]

1: An interjection indicating exasperation.

  * e.g.,  ... Catshit and apple butter, I just got put in charge of the United Way campaign again this year. 

 [ "(shit and apple butter)" ]

1: a way of swearing that softens the effect of the aforementioned swearword.

  * e.g.,  ... I just broke my grandmother's urn...(shit and apple butter)! 

 [ "hot buttered apple" ]

1: When a guy cums on a chicks boob

  * e.g.,  ... He gave her a hot buttered apple